I walked out the door and I turned back around. I said, let me ask you something. When you went to home depot, did you just walk up and down the aisle and found the caulk on your own? Or did you ask someone? I asked this guy, where’s the cock? I said, and he’s still telling this story today. (x)


lameborghini:

this is a formal apology to everyone that has ever tried to text me





*that’s so chill*

*that’s hot*




Pitch Perfect (2012)

Even though some of you are pretty thin, I think you all have fat hearts, and that’s what matters.